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He called Sam Altman a 14th-century feudal lord and LinkedIn lost its mind.

It is still the most-read thing he has ever published, which means the single most effective writing strategy available to anyone is apparently comparing a billionaire to a man who owns a moat.

Maneki-neko dangle selected.

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Drawn arguments

Pieces where the cartoon carries the second half of the point. Published on LinkedIn, archived on the writing desk.

  1. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Sam Altman’s feudal-lord era

    Sam Altman has officially entered his 14th-century feudal lord era.

  2. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    The ten-minute potato

    Quick commerce in India right now feels like Nana Patekar pushing that cart in Welcome: “Aloo lelo!” …and before you can blink: “₹9 onions.

  3. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Twelve Shopify merchants

    Twelve. That's how many Shopify merchants went live on ChatGPT's Instant Checkout before OpenAI pulled the plug.

  4. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    The Caffeinated Toddler Problem

    Two years ago, Weber W. was a VC at Menlo Ventures.

  5. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Pizza, calzones and Stripe

    The Stripe CEO compared software to pizza this week.

  6. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Probably won’t overthrow humanity

    Anthropic just published a 53-page report explaining why its AI probably won't try to overthrow civilization.

  7. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Professor Oak’s gig economy

    Let's talk about Professor Oak. Oak's entire operation runs on other people's effort.

  8. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Figma, Saarinen and the 32%

    Figma's own 2025 AI Report says 78% of their users find AI more efficient and only 32% can rely on the output.

  9. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    OpenAI bought two humans

    On April 2nd, the The Wall Street Journal ran a short article reporting that OpenAI had acquired a tech talk show called TBPN.

  10. The signed editorial cartoon published with this post — the second argument, drawn.

    Hotel thermostats

    Hotel thermostats are not thermostats. Most of them look like thermostats, have the dial of a thermostat, display numbers like a thermostat.